Mojave Phone Booth Goes Corporate, IPO Imminent
In a shocking development that has the IRC and phreaking communities reeling, Lucky225 announced today that the iconic Mojave Phone Booth chat service is "pivoting to an enterprise-focused SaaS solution for maximizing anonymous communication synergies."
The beloved service, which has connected over 3,000 users through more than 300 daily messages, will be rebranded as "MojaveCorp™ Enterprise Communications Solutions." Users can experience the new corporate direction at https://mojave.tel, where the company's new slogan "Connecting People Anonymously... For A Price™" has replaced their traditional community-focused messaging.
From their new headquarters in Castle Rock, CO (soon to feature a gleaming 40-story skyscraper shaped like a payphone), Lucky225 outlined the "premium enterprise features" that will revolutionize their previously free service:
- Platinum-tier IRC-like channels starting at $999/month
- Enterprise-grade anonymous SMS chat (now with corporate expense tracking)
- Premium private messaging with built-in ROI calculators
- VIP conference notifications with quarterly earnings reports integration
- Blockchain-authenticated end-to-end encryption
- Web3-enabled phone booth graffiti
- Enterprise Signal integration with built-in corporate buzzword generator (similar to /br)
"While our core mission of transforming the spirit of the legendary desert phone booth remains intact," Lucky225 declared while adjusting his newly-acquired Patagonia vest, "we're excited to announce that our iconic 760-733-9969 number will now include enterprise support options starting at just $10,000 per month."
When pressed about maintaining the service's accessibility, Lucky225 assured users that the basic "/QUIT" command would still be free, though premium users would gain access to the new "Strategic User Engagement Termination Request Form" with built-in KPI tracking.
The company's new mission statement: "From Desert Relic to Digital Disruption: Monetizing Serendipitous Connections at Scale™"